If you were to have a contest on which one of you coworkers were the most...

[Chi~zerry Bomb™]

...annoying...? what would be the competitions?

There are about 2 or 3 in my office who make me feel like screaming sometimes!!
I meant which one of youR coworkers
OMG, HHH, you just described two of them to a T!!!!!!

[PCB]

What was the question? Sorry, I was trying to look down your shirt.

[Hot Blonde Chocolate]

the ones in the running at my job areas follows: who is more annoying???
* the gay guy who pretends to be straight but gives it away by puttering around in his pink tennis shoes and whining like a girl
* the 27 year old coffee boy who yanks out his wanker for oral the minute no one is looking....wait, scratch him, he's ok.....
*the office manager who screams at everyone if they ask her for a paper clip.
* the boss who comes in 2 times a month and wants to know why things are so chaotic
* the sales wingnut who is on salary for never being a t work but coaches LaCross every day as "volunteer" work

[PÇß'§ ñåÐå]

The fat one, and the competition would be to see how smelly she can make the office w/ her captain D's lunches

[HHH]

let's see the:

I'm not your boss but i want you to do this and this and this and this

and

Unless you explain every single little detail to me I'm going to ask 50 million questions about everything

[goldstcy]

The one that always takes the last of the coffee and doesn't bother to make any more.

[I need more Cowbell!®]

There wouldn't be a contest because as dumb as we all are, none of us are stupid enough to try and compete with Eddie from the shop.

This man could actually be the missing link, seriously. You see the geico cavemen on the commercials? That's him, shave and a haircut 2 times a year, knows EVERYTHING about everything, just ask him! LOVES to come sit in my office and tell me everything he's had going on over the past few days, what's going on in the shop and who out there "ain't doing their sh!t right" and how they can't keep up with him.

Sometimes he sits here 15 minutes and I literally never say a word to him. You'd think most people would get the hint and move along right? He just keeps on talking.....